A paper towel dispenser prefers it's martinis shaken not stirred. 

The name's dispenser...Matte black paper towel dispenser.  

I'm the statement your bathroom is missing. 

Sleek. Warm. Bold. 

Despite my devilish good looks, durability is my strong suit (when I'm not wearing a tuxedo). 

I'm built to take a beating. 

Run your hands along my 22 gauge powder coated 304 stainless steel, and you'll quickly forget that the words "rust" and "corrosion" even exist. 

Sophisticated, yes, but I'm easy to install and can hold 525 multi-fold paper towels. 

Because darling, you deserve nothing but the best.